As per Mandate 456-B, all socks with slogans that are less than 5% original are hereby prohibited. We've rounded up some of the most egregious offenders.
"I'm with stupid" | "I Love Animals Who Are Bad at Socks"
Other notable mentions include: "I'd rather be eating a salad", "Life is gouda", "Taco 'bout a good time", and "I'm a little bit of a mess".